This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
its not stalking. its research.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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