I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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