Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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