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It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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