I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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