I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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