Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"