The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
My throat feels like a candle.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.