WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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