you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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