I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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