Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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