i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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