real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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