If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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