I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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