i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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