Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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