Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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