Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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