It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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