i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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