is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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