12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
