Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
