We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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