I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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