Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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