she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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