You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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