You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
You can make out without kissing
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