I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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