how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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