nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Life is so much better after having sex.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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