Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.