Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
