Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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