I love black thongs
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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