YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
How drunk are you?
Completed.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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