He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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