Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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