Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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