So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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