So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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