oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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