Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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