Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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