Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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