if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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