a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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