that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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