Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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