did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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