Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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