we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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