Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just gift wrapped bread.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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