Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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