Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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