Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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