you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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