I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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