I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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